| Sirius: |
if you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
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| Kreacher: |
lol hi
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| Sirius: |
don't interrupt me you stupid bitch i'm trying to teach ron and harry a life lesson my god you're so stupid go make me a sandwich |
1:31 pm |
May 24 2012
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pimpmytractor:
marmite:
wilwheaton: The Anatomy of a Wasp. (via Reddit)
To the families of the dead wasps that invaded my apartment all of last August: I will destroy you.
ARSE DAGGER
(via marxandmarzipan)
1:27 pm |
May 24 2012
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stop looking at tom’s boobies. dutty.
last night in norwich!
11:27 pm |
May 16 2012
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“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen, half of girls don’t have their first orgasms until their late teens, twenties, or beyond. Teenage girls widely agree that they get the message loud and clear that masturbation is something boys do, but girls don’t, can’t, or shouldn’t. The cultural focus on intercourse tells young women to expect they’ll begin to experience sexual pleasure once they have sex with a man (whether or not they’re even interested in sex with men). Nearly all teen boys, on the other hand, experience sexual pleasure long before they get their hands—or other body parts—into a partner’s pants. Despite the massive advances in women’s equality, young women’s sexuality is stuck in a surprising paradox. Young women are sold provocative clothes but aren’t taught where to find their own clitoris. Many girls give their boyfriends oral sex, but are too uncomfortable with their own bodies to allow the guys to return the favor. It’s still a radical act to say that women need and deserve access to information about their own sexual pleasure—not just about the risks and negative consequences of sex.”
— Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide (via brombie)
(Source: historicalslut, via marxandmarzipan)
11:03 pm |
May 16 2012
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saschaeatsteeth:
expertcosmotips:
actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine
that’s it. Cosmo is straight up trolling everyone
wat.
(Source: hellomynameissteph, via nolovewithoutjustice)
10:34 pm |
May 16 2012
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